Simon P. Moore has a Fine Musical Product to sell you, specifically a 12" vinyl LP. Titled Simon P. Moore Sings Tunes The Young People Will Enjoy, this is a collection of 10 songs that are sure to stir your heart, loins, or even both!

In order to hopefully ensure that the evening also contains some element of entertainment, your host has enlisted the aid of Benjamin Cartha Fowler and Chris Barth, whose musical performances are sure to make you temporarily forget you are merely being brought together with the rest of your community in order to have yet another commercial product shamelessly hawked at you.

Seriously, this is going to be a really fun time. Doors open at 8, show starts at 8:30, and this is a FREE event purchase required for entry, though we will pass around a hat to make sure Chris and Ben get paid for their work. And my LPs will be on sale for $25 apiece, so be among the first to have the privilege of making this esteemable purchase!